My wife is obsessed with MeatCanyon’s eyes

She barely even knows who he is. If I say “Blah blah MeatCanyon” she says “Who tf is that?”

But then I’ll say “The guy with the eyes” and she’s like “Oh! How’s he doin’?“

And btw she’s not too bad lookin herself lol… But she wouldn’t allow me to post a pic of her on here. You’ll just have to take my word for it ;)