My dumbass crashed my bike
I quacked hard. I got pretty careless and decided to try a rolling burnout for my first time, while also using the front brake. Dumb. I didn't realize the ABS light came on, so I locked the front. Almost saved it, then as I tried to pull myself back onto the center of the bike, I grabbed the front brake again by accident, and revved the shit out of it.
Somehow I got away with some fairly minor road rash, didn't have to see a doctor. My backpack took the brunt of the rash. My bike slid 400ft, but fortunately didn't flip. The frame sliders worked wonders, so the bike isn't too badly damaged aside from a broken handlebar.