Shotgun Wedding Witnesses!

EDIT: Reddit! You folks are absolutely wonderful. I had a few people reach out to me via text and between the responses here and a few extremely generous souls who offered to scribble their proverbial john hancock in exchange for some food truck bannock, we're looking to be all set. I'm honestly touched, y'all.

Hi. I'm getting hitched friday at 4pm in a quiet, quick no-guests civil service, and I'm looking for anyone who would have the time to come and spend ten minutes to sign their name on a sheet of paper stating they saw our big moment. It's possible there may be rain, so I don't want to rely EXCLUSIVELY on being able to ask passing strangers.

Reach me via text at (edited) to let me know if you'd want a lift/reimbursement for your time. Thanks so much!