My parents are weirdos

Today my parents were cleaning the whole place and that also meant my stuff.

So they went snooping in my bookshelf and jokingly asked if I had any "books of naked girls". Wtf

They also went snooping in my clothes drawer, just creepy and weird.

They went snooping in my cabinet junk and found my shaving razor. They asked why I had to shave so young already. "What do you even need that in the first place" stuff. Then they had to do an arm check for shits and giggles.

Then my mom asked me if they teached me about puberty in school yet. My type of woman, if I'm gay. Blah blah blah. Im very not happy right now.