asked chatgpt to roast r/teenagers

r/teenagers is basically a chaotic mix of angst, bad memes, and people discovering basic life concepts for the first time and acting like they've cracked the code to existence. It’s like a zoo where half the animals think they’re philosophers and the other half are just posting about how much they hate their parents for making them do the dishes.

The entire subreddit is a perfect storm of overconfidence and inexperience—where someone who just finished freshman biology will confidently explain how depression works, and another will write an entire manifesto about how life is meaningless because their crush didn’t text back. Throw in some horrifically bad relationship advice, existential crises over homework, and the occasional "Am I the only one who...?" post about the most universal human experience, and you’ve got r/teenagers in a nutshell.

It’s basically a group therapy session run by people who still need permission to go outside.