Super disappointed

Melissa Wood : "Hold on Elanor let me get my phone.... okay now can you say that again straight to camera, 3,2,1 go."

“We all have the same hours in the day” okay Mel

Underconsumption?

“Inner genius”

This is just absurd. She's a clown ( as is every other influencer who does this nonsense). When did "Wellness" become : manically jump on every stupid gimmick that keeps you from experiencing any emotion or aging at all.

there is something so repulsive about her doing posts like this. you need to ground BUT you also can't be without your phone for 2 seconds.

🤡🤡

Friend is an employee trying to give me the discount

She's spiraling…the body checking, the DB thumb-in-the-waistband poses and the empty eyes.

“I never want my work to swallow me”

In this episode, Melissa shares a powerful example of patience and compassion ( see comment below )

Wait, but she literally posted a few wks ago that whn she got up late and missed her workout or smth she was "a psycho" which is it Melissa????

Using studio rooms while class isn’t in session?

All is well, nothing to see here. Not unhinged at all.

apre ski 🤦🏻‍♀️

Takes more vitamins than my 94 year old grandmother

why though 🫠

Whoever is in charge of naming the classes should be fired

Melissa you need real help. Can't seem to handle a less than perfect morning huh? also does this woman ever check for errors before she posts.

This might be one of the reasons Equinox doesn't feel upscale anymore

She needs light over darkness in this mess of her bathroom.

Half baby cow latte

I cant quite put my finger on it, but something tells me she has A LOT of free time, despite always pretending to just have 15 minutes to "squeeze a workout in" SOOOO BUSY

Do you Wipe the machines down after use?