I figure it’s some guy’s name. Some guy named Gabbo.
Sanjay, to the entrance with the Windex. Sanjay, to the entrance with the Windex.
Ladies and gentlemen, a winner has been chosen for today’s giveaway. And the 1997 Pontiac Astrowagon goes to the fan sitting in seat number 0001: C. Montgomery Burns!
What did everyone get for their log in variant? I didn't even know this one existed.
The franking on this stamp has given the King a rather unfortunate moustache.
What did everyone get for their free Premium variant today?
Here are your messages. “You have 30 minutes to move your car.” “You have ten minutes.” “Your car has been impounded.” “Your car has been crushed into a cube.” “You have 30 minutes to move your cube.”
You know, I think you’re right. First thing tomorrow morning, I’m going to punch Lenny in the back of the head.
You gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition.
If given an above average human IQ and an intent to kill you, what animal / insect would you fear the most?
Some ice cream guy is going to see that and it will blow his mind.
“Hey, you’re the guys who didn’t like our capering. When you get to hell, tell them Itchy sent you.”
Maybe because you are, as we say in Latin, a Dorkus Malorkus.
Which 10’s Indie song beginning with S is your favourite?
Today was the unveiling of the new Krusty stamp. Postal patrons were asked to choose between two competing designs: one of Krusty’s heartwarming smile and one of his fiery death. By a nearly two-to-one vote, the smiling Krusty was chosen.
Which 00’s Indie song beginning with X is your favourite?
What is this card? “Rules for draw and stud poker”?
What’s a book from the show you wish you could read?
Why did a vision of my future include a story about Homer and Lincoln’s gold?
Best pieces of overheard conversation
Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
From 99 > 90 in 24 hours. This season has been brutal.
Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
Let’s see. You personally stand to lose $44 million.
Elmo knows where you live.
