Ghislaine Maxwell Testimony Conclusively Reveals That She Wasn’t Asked Enough Questions
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Zelenskyy Refuses To Let Trump Apply Orange Tanning Lotion To His Face Prior To Meeting With Putin In Charlies Chocolate Factory Next Week
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Trump Obtains Stunning World Record For Completing All 18 Holes Of His Private Golf Course With Just 1 Shot Only That Bounced Into Each Hole Just Long Enough To ‘Count As In’ Before Bouncing On To The Next Ones
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Trump Apparently Stopped Paying Attention In School After Learning The Alphabet ‘Big’ Letters, And Well Before Maths Was Introduced, Then Cheated On All Tests Thereafter
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Trump Admits His Cult Was Supposed To Be Called M666 But Chinese Translators Making The Cheap Hats Got Some Letters Backwards
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Trump Announces American Companies With Manufacturing In Other Countries Should Move Back Home Quickly Or He’s Asked Putin To Bomb Them
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Trump Aiming For Global Recognition As “The Lead Horseman Of The Apocalypse”
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Trumps Bibles Found To Have A Few Different “10 Commandments” Where Greed, Lust And Stealing Have Been Replaced With “Disobeying Orders”, “Being Named Biden”, And A Typed URL Reference To Trumps Truth Social Account
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Conservatives Shocked That God Has Ditched Trump And Is Now Speaking Directly Through Democrat Gavin Newsom
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Trump Asks Congress To Invoke Lesser Known 17th Century Law To Get Rosie O’Donnell Burned At The Stake For Witchcraft
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Trump And Vance Putting Pressure On Zelenskyy To Try Tanning Makeup And Eyeliner With His New Suit
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JD Vance Admits He No Longer Finds Couches Attractive When They Become More Than 15 Years Old
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Trump: “No President Has Done More For The LBGT Community Than Me - Liars Bigots Grifters And Traitors I Mean Of Course”
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Trump Announces That Trans People Will Not Be Allowed To Urinate On His Grave
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Trump Claims He Needs To Remove His Car Steering Wheel And Walk With It While Making Brmmm Noises Before He Can Board Airforce One, And Says He Loves It
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Trump Claims He Knows For Sure That Epstein’s Death Was Masturbation With Strangulation Accident As He Used To Watch Him
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Trump Revealed As ‘The Mole’ In A Secret 10 Years Long Reality TV Experiment Tasked With Trying To Block All Positive Outcomes In Politics
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Justice Department Claims Epstein Files Still Not Ready For Release As New Trump Victims Are Coming Forward Daily Adding Pages
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Trump Claims Ghosts Are Appearing Around Him Calling Him To Heaven But They Are All Ugly
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Trump Turns To Beastiality To Try Distract From Epstein Files Since Nothing Else Is Working
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Trump Apparently Tricked Epstein By Making A Bet Together Of Who Would Get To The Young Girls In Heaven First
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Trump Says Putins Hand Was “Tender And Warm” When He Shook It - And He Confessed It “Stirred” His Nether Regions
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Editors At ‘The Onion’ Now Have The Exclusive Leaked Epstein Files - We Hereby Ask Trump To Stop Behaving Satirically Or We Will Release Them!
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Trump Closes “Mail In Voting” Loophole So That When ICE Guards The Voting Booths Democrats Will Be Forced To “Run The Gauntlet”
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An Analysis Of Spelling Mistakes In Trumps Tweets Reveals He Adds In “I Love Putin” Scattered To Appear As Extra Letters
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